i know how to take your breath away.

you say, "shark" i say, "hey man,

gardenhead:

jaws was never my scene and i dont like star wars!”

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle.

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle.

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle.

i want to ride my biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle!

posted 4 months ago on August 14th, 2009 at 23:23 via

gardenhead / ∞

ithinkimturningjapanese:

imlouise:

plasticteacups:

goodnightvenom:

itstoomuch:walkthewaves:(via storiesfromfaye)

TRUE

half true.

^

posted 4 months ago on August 13th, 2009 at 23:28 via

ithinkimturningjapanese / ∞

somethingintellectual:

ryanselvy:

SHARK WEEK!
SHARK WEEK!
SHARK WEEK!
SHARK WEEK!
SHARK WEEK!
SHARK WEEK!
SHARK WEEK!
SHARK WEEK!
SHARK WEEK!

…Even with all my excitement, this whole week probably doesn’t help my fear of the ocean. lol

Ditto.

posted 4 months ago on August 2nd, 2009 at 22:04 via

somethingintellectual / ∞

i'm out like trout when i'm 18, dawg.

me: i feel terrible. like, i could just sit down and cry.
mom: you better feed Gilly. he probably needs water.

posted 4 months ago on July 31st, 2009 at 22:51 / ∞

i remember when Doc Martins were uncool.

posted 4 months ago on July 31st, 2009 at 16:24 / ∞

no. i don’t want your phone calls expressing how much you want me back. you know you fucked up. you know what you took from me. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME. i cannot stand you, honestly. you’re the definition of a fucking prick. i can’t begin to explain to anyone how much i hate you. remember when you used me? how does it feel? five years between us doesn’t mean shit to me. you humiliated me in front of hundreds of people. i will never forgive you. you’re fucking disgusting, and i was using you for my own personal triumph. i hate you. you’re not worth anyone’s time.

posted 4 months ago on July 29th, 2009 at 22:02 / ∞